Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012
Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
by Crankinhoons December 25, 2017
by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002
Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle
1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)
2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels
3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"
4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing
5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails
Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)
2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels
3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"
4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing
5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails
Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline
Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to
Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us
Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!
Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to
Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us
Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!
by Taso July 10, 2006
We were hooning about in the parking lot last night
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.
Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
by DevolutionEX January 9, 2011
like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
by eugene87 June 24, 2007
A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.
Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"
Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"
Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"
by that red toyota that flew past January 9, 2009