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Hooker Mouth 

Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.
I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.
Hooker Mouth by kp-dog August 31, 2012

Hooker’s Mouth 

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

mouth hooker 

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.
I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!
mouth hooker by rzagt March 4, 2009

Mouth hooker 

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.
Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.
Mouth hooker by Onedon Line November 12, 2010

Dirty hooker whore mouth 

Shut your dirty hooker whore mouth!

Hoover Mouth 

Some one that sucks on a dick like a vacuum
Janes got such a hoover mouth!!!!
Hoover Mouth by Spaci September 25, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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