hoof hand 

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

hoof hand by blondie992 January 17, 2007

Hoof hands 

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

Hoof hands by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021

Hoof Hands 

'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

Hoof Hands by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005