honkshoo

A Canadian sleep gnome in folklore. The creature is told to carry a child to good or bad dreams depending on certain aspects, such as going to bed on time and brushing their teeth.

“Wash your face before bed, or the Honkshoo will cause you nightmares!”

honkshoo by SmudgeSpin January 9, 2021

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Honkshoe

The noise you make when you snore.

Your grandma was Honkshoes way too much dude!

Honkshoe by Voodooray June 2, 2010

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honkshoo • Hongshoo

Hongshoo

The sound someone makes when someone is poorly fake-snoring.

Dad(Whispering): Lets see if Jimmy is asleep. If he isn't, I'll have to beat him.
Jimmy, overhearing: Hongshoo hongshoo hongshoo hongshoo
Dad: Oh good hes asleep

Hongshoo by shoeshoe December 5, 2010

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honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.

Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?

honk shoo by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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