honk the boof

To perform sodomy. A Canadian way to refer to performing butt stuff

I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts

by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023

honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget November 21, 2017

bla-honk

a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

Bla-honk

by madlyscout May 10, 2011

Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

by Basedpenits June 9, 2023

the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 23, 2022