Cruned's definitions

Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Snoof

When you get so high that everything smells like weed

1: broooo I'm snoofing rn
2: same bro I'm faded

by Cruned January 25, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022

Metalcore

The worst subgenre of metal by miles

1: Check out this new metalcore band i found on spotify!

2: You listen to metalcore? that shit's wack.

by Cruned June 28, 2023

sex

what i have with your mom

1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...

by Cruned March 13, 2021