Cruned's definitions

sex

what i have with your mom

1: bro i had sex with your mom!
2: thats kinda gay...

by Cruned March 13, 2021

Snoof

When you get so high that everything smells like weed

1: broooo I'm snoofing rn
2: same bro I'm faded

by Cruned January 25, 2023

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 29, 2022