Cruned's definitions

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Metalcore

The worst subgenre of metal by miles

1: Check out this new metalcore band i found on spotify!

2: You listen to metalcore? that shit's wack.

by Cruned June 28, 2023

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Snoof

When you get so high that everything smells like weed

1: broooo I'm snoofing rn
2: same bro I'm faded

by Cruned January 25, 2023

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 29, 2022

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022