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honey fucking 

Honey fucking: When you take a jar of honey and have hot and sticky sex with it.

Acceptable alternatives are: honey fuck, honey fucked, fucking honey, and "dicky in the sticky".
Dude 1: Hey, guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: You fucked a jar of honey?
Dude 1: How did you know that I committed honey fucking?
Dude 2: There's a swarm of bees around your crotch.
honey fucking by GreyPotato July 24, 2016
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all fucking honky tonk man 

To attack with a guitar.
Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"