At a really goodrestaurant, two people are sitting at a table, and they just got their food.
"Hey, you want so-"
HOMF
"...I was going to ask if you wanted some, but it seems you've already made up your mind."
Nodding while chewing (indecent to talk with your mouth full)
The kid went and homfed the entire leg of chicken, somehow not choking on it.
Verb, to homfcate. (rhymes with defecate, conjugated identically). The act of cluttering the internets with utter guff, with the concomitant intention of annoying others.