The expression used when happy, mad, excited, sad, dying, or any humanly possible emotions. Can be used in any sentence and any language. Some may use it to replace the word “holy shit”.
“Sir you have 5 hours left to live”
“HOLYSHEESHKABOB, that sucks”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'