holy monkey 

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"

HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!

holy monkey by EmCook May 20, 2005

Holy Monkey 

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

Holy Monkey by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

Holy Monkey! 

kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"

Holy Monkey, look at that! (Ook?)

Holy Monkey! by Any Onomous April 21, 2003

holy monkey fuck 

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

holy monkey fuck by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey 

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

holy cow monkeys 

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

holy cow monkeys by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011