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holomancy 

"Holomancy" is a word that combines "holo," meaning "whole," and "mancy," meaning "divination" or "prophecy." As a concept, Holomancy might refer to a belief system that emphasizes the interconnectedness of all things in the universe and the power of divination or prophecy that comes from understanding the whole.

In Holomancy, the universe is seen as a holistic system, where every part is interconnected and affects every other part. The practice of divination or prophecy in Holomancy would involve understanding the whole system and how individual parts are connected to each other.

Practitioners of Holomancy might use a variety of techniques to gain insight into the workings of the whole, including meditation, introspection, and contemplation of the interconnectedness of all things. By understanding the whole, they hope to gain a deeper understanding of their place in the universe and the role they play in the interconnected web of life.
tim: is that guy a holomancer?
john: yes he appears to be interested in holomancy, a belief of interconnectness.
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When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.
Lolomancy by basione February 2, 2010
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homomance 

A deep friendship between a gay man and a gay woman. Like a bromance, but for homos.
Did you see Adam Lambert on Ellen the other day? They are in such a homomance.
homomance by Featherprincess March 24, 2010

homomancer

a homomancer is someone who has homosexual bending power.
Charisma. Flamboyance. Sassiness. Shade.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Shade Nation attacked. Only the Homomancer, master of all four elements could stop them.
homomancer by homomancer April 28, 2024

Jasean holoman 

Jasesn holoman
jasean holoman wants to marry deja
Jasean holoman by Sgkbabypurple February 24, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026