The highest accolade one can achieve in baking. When a baked good is deemed so delicious that world-renowned baking expert Paul Hollywood takes a piss on whoever was responsible for producing the baked goods.
*Inside Great British Bake-Off tent*
Paul Hollywood: “Hello Linda what have you made for us today?”
Linda: “I’ve made scones, it was my grandmother’s recipe and has been in my family for centuries”
Paul Hollywood: “You know what, those are the best scones I’ve ever tasted!..”
*Paul proceeds to stand on the judges table and take a piss on Linda*
Marry Berry: “Ah the first Hollywood shower of the series! Your family watching at home will be very proud!”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.