The actors of the soapopera series hollyoaks, a poor bunch of actors at best, particularly, at the time of writing, Justin, Craig, Nancy etc (the list goes on)
"hollyfolks can't act!"
"thats right mate, they make Ben Afleck look good in pearl harbour"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.