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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
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Hokuniverse 

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Hokmultiverse

Me: y me so Hokjar?
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hokulani 

Her eyes shined like a hokulani in the dawn.
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hoky fukci 

Hoky Fukci was a practice first founded in ancient Nepal, high in the Himalayan Mountains. Once used as a deterrent for evil, chi-blocking spirits, it fell into utter disuse for a few hundreds of years after the monks had banned its practice due to the horrific nature of the sexual act. Now it resides only in legend and myth, and the occasional frat party.
Grab that chick from downstairs and Hoky Fukci, if you get my meaning.
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