hohibited

acts you will NOT allow your lady to do

Woman, you are hohibited from farting around me! blocked dissed shot down

hohibited by silverbak March 1, 2015

hibited 

Free from traditional social or moral constraints; the opposite of inhibited.

Usage note: The vernacular "uninhibited" is grammatically incorrect as it contains a double-negative. The gentle urban speaker prefers the lesser-known, yet infinitely more refined, "hibited." See hibition.

After drinking a half-bottle of rum, I felt free and hibited -- enough to fuck a fat chick!

hibited by little man September 7, 2005

hobbited 

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.

Dude, you just got hobbited!

hobbited by Popovich2 January 25, 2011

Hibited 

Means the opposite of prohibited.

Alcohol is hibited on my property.

Come over to party guys, you’re hibited to do whatever.

Hibited by Old lady24 May 8, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019