hofer hopper 

Switching from ass to mouth to the vag rapidly and rember Gary nye watches u

I had the best hofer hopper with Samantha last night

hofer hopper by Hofer hopper April 24, 2017

no-hoper 

A person (usually over 18) who has no job, no money and no hope in life (hence the name). No-Hopers live on the dole and usually drop out of school early. They do nothing but ride on their bikes or skateboards all day with other no-hopers. Some may even cause trouble by vandalism, shoplifting, burglary, bashings etc.

Most have been known to use drugs and drink and smoke constantly. Most think that they're "tough bastards" and that they're "cool".

The average no-hoper usually wears "baggy" loose fitting jeans with chains hanging off and a T-shirt. Some may even wear a baseball cap.

They are usually seen on their bikes, skateboards etc. They may also hang out in the streets late at night.

Some however, may not cause any trouble; but really, who knows what they do when they're left unseen!

no-hoper: do you wanna buy some drugs?
kid: sorry but I don't do drugs!
no-hoper: buy 'em NOW or I'll beat the shit out of you!

no-hoper by PooHead69 May 5, 2008

Hoper 

A retard, one who lives at Hope Haven.

Man, you are such a hoper.

Hoper by T. LeMonds November 10, 2003

No Hoper

No Hoper
A term for a lazy drug addict family with no hope into the future and lies about everything that pops into their head generally also known as a ‘Cooke’.

Girl 1- He lied about everything and was a no hoper.

Girl 2- Oh! He must of been a Cooke!

No Hoper by No Hoper March 14, 2023

hopfer 

A Hick that consistently drives their truck thru mud, and thinks its cool, but its the gayest thing of all time! Hopfers tend to tell the same stories over and over and they consist only of their piece of shit trucks going thru the mud.
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:

1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated

Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough

Shut the hell up hopfer bird or u wont live to see ur barmitzfah

hopfer by Joe Spookski September 10, 2006

homie hoper 

A girl who goes from one homie to the other in a matter of days to weeks

Amanda was just with Brian 3 days ago now shes with his bestfriend Adam next week she'll be with Adams bestfriend shes such a homie hoper

homie hoper by Beast hoodrat February 20, 2017

no-hoper 

someone with no hope of being intelligent or employed

he was such a bloody no-hoper

no-hoper by goingfr;noaeghun March 20, 2022