hoete

A person(specifically female) who has a crush on multiple guys at once. To be considered hoete, a the person must act in some way edgy, socializes with boys(exclusively) on topics like Fortnite. A good sign someone is a hoete is if they have colored hair(though not all hoetes have colored hair). A sure sign someone is a hoete is if they say boys are cute, then to not add them to their crushes list.
Hoetes have tiers: Tier I - light hoete
Tier II - hoete

Tier III - hoete
Tier IV - manga hoete (large hoete)
Tier V: hoete maximus (Insane hoete)
Plural: Hoetes

“_ is such a hoete. She likes three guys.”

by WormyBoot August 30, 2018

Hetero-Demisexual

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.

“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”

by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

No Hetero

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)

Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;

by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

Heterodrunk

When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.

Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha and Hannah last night.

by The Ditch Bitch July 3, 2009

heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.

Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...

by Trayce January 10, 2013

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

Heterochromia

An eye condition in which one eye has a separate color than the other eye. Can be put into 3 categories: complete (one eye is a completely separate color than the other eye), central (one or both eyes has a ring of a different color surrounding the pupil), and sectoral (a portion of the iris of one, or both, eye(s) has a separate color than the rest of the iris(es)). Heterochromia is quite cool. I suggest that y’all who have heterochromia to use it to get a girl into you. It might work. Trust me, I have complete heterochromia myself.

Reagan: “Wow, I really like your eyes. They’re so cool with two different colors.”
Dustin: “Yeah, I have complete heterochromia. It’s said that it only affects 6 out of every 1,000 people.”
Reagan: “That’s so awesome.”
Dustin: “Wanna go out?”
Reagan: “Sure.”

by Remix🤨 June 13, 2018