Hoet

Hoet;

Derived from the original word, hoe.

A "Hoet" is a hoe (commonly found on the streets around midnight) with a third eye. These types of hoe (commonly called Super Hoes by a pimp) are extremely rare and hard to find. You are considered very lucky to find a Hoet.

Guy1: "Dude, I found a hoet last night on the corner of 8 Mile"
Guy2: "Fuck you."

by xthegamex July 1, 2011

Hoet

A promiscuous poet.

Guy: Did you see that poet who slept with like 80 men?

Other Guy: Yeah, she's a real Hoet.

by SSStudios June 8, 2023

Hoet

A hoe who thinks she is a poet.

Did you check her picture bruh and that extremely verbose caption under that half naked picture of her ? She is such a Hoet. Bruh.

by inventor999999 November 12, 2019

Hoet

A hoet is a person that uses there cleverly crafted words to manipulate others.

The hoetic bitch slyly crafted her responses to get her way with him.

by blargclarg December 6, 2021

hoete

A person(specifically female) who has a crush on multiple guys at once. To be considered hoete, a the person must act in some way edgy, socializes with boys(exclusively) on topics like Fortnite. A good sign someone is a hoete is if they have colored hair(though not all hoetes have colored hair). A sure sign someone is a hoete is if they say boys are cute, then to not add them to their crushes list.
Hoetes have tiers: Tier I - light hoete
Tier II - hoete

Tier III - hoete
Tier IV - manga hoete (large hoete)
Tier V: hoete maximus (Insane hoete)
Plural: Hoetes

“_ is such a hoete. She likes three guys.”

by WormyBoot August 30, 2018

Hoetee

Hair on woman's chin that looks like a goatee

That woman needs to shave her chin her hoetee is thick.

by Hay girl 82 July 5, 2025