Skip to main content
A person(specifically female) who has a crush on multiple guys at once. To be considered hoete, a the person must act in some way edgy, socializes with boys(exclusively) on topics like Fortnite. A good sign someone is a hoete is if they have colored hair(though not all hoetes have colored hair). A sure sign someone is a hoete is if they say boys are cute, then to not add them to their crushes list.
Hoetes have tiers: Tier I - light hoete
Tier II - hoete

Tier III - hoete
Tier IV - manga hoete (large hoete)
Tier V: hoete maximus (Insane hoete)
Plural: Hoetes
“_ is such a hoete. She likes three guys.”
hoete by WormyBoot August 30, 2018
Words you can keep

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.
“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”
Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018
Related Words

No Hetero 

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)
Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;]
No Hetero by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

Heterodrunk 

When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.
Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha and Hannah last night.

heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.
Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...
heterbrosexual by Trayce January 10, 2013
a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers
Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
hoetel by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

Heterochromia 

An eye condition in which one eye has a separate color than the other eye. Can be put into 3 categories: complete (one eye is a completely separate color than the other eye), central (one or both eyes has a ring of a different color surrounding the pupil), and sectoral (a portion of the iris of one, or both, eye(s) has a separate color than the rest of the iris(es)). Heterochromia is quite cool. I suggest that y’all who have heterochromia to use it to get a girl into you. It might work. Trust me, I have complete heterochromia myself.
Reagan: “Wow, I really like your eyes. They’re so cool with two different colors.”
Dustin: “Yeah, I have complete heterochromia. It’s said that it only affects 6 out of every 1,000 people.”
Reagan: “That’s so awesome.”
Dustin: “Wanna go out?”
Reagan: “Sure.”
Heterochromia by Remix🤨 June 13, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next