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hoe slap 

the art of slappin your hoe
"That one bitch gave me such a bad hummer i had to give her the ol' hoe slapatty tap tap tap"
hoe slap by whymanwhy February 29, 2004
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Lumberjack Hoe Slap 

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.

slap a hoe sunday 

On the first day of the week, which is Sunday, you shall go around town slapping the women who are hoes. And sluts. And skanks.
Curt: Bro! It's slap a hoe sunday!
Gage: Dude, what the fuck is slap a hoe sunday.
Curt: On sunday, you slap all da bitches n hoes.
Gage: Bro, yous a dipshit.

slap a hoe day 

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day
slap a hoe day by Hahhahlol123 October 14, 2019

Pimp slap a hoe 

Slapping an annoying girl with the back of your hand.
Man if that girl starts talking crap you should pimp slap a hoe.
Pimp slap a hoe by souljaboypimp September 11, 2013

Slap-a-hoe 

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions.
Jeff: Hey woman dont change the channel! I was watching that!
Penny: What are you going to do?
Jeff: I think its time for you to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he slaps her: The Slap-a-hoe!
Slap-a-hoe by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

slap a hoe 

What u say to a friend when he says that a girl pissed him out. or when a girls tells her friend to slap her.
Guy:Man, that fuckin bitch got me mad. she tried to tell me that i was a fagget.
Guy 2:Man dont be a pussy. Slap A Hoe!!!!
slap a hoe by DeAngolo January 27, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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