hoe slap

the art of slappin your hoe

"That one bitch gave me such a bad hummer i had to give her the ol' hoe slapatty tap tap tap"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004

These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.

Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!

by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021

hoe slapped

when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later

Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis

by wat up g January 22, 2006

that hoe slaps

that stuff is good

Have you ever eaten a PB&J? That hoe slaps.

by kswizzleeeee June 27, 2017

Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.

Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.

by lumjackin112 April 16, 2011