Devil's Hockey 

Playing hockey by just using defense. This takes a fast-paced and exciting sport and turning it into the equivalent on watching a molasses race. Why try offense when you can win a game 1-0 on a lucky shot? You can also settle for a 0-0 tie!

This is named because of the style of defensive hockey the New Jersey Devils played in the 1990s and early 2000s.

When they started playing Devil's Hockey, the other team gave up out of boredom.

Devil's Hockey by PensBrak January 27, 2010

Women's Ice Hockey 

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

Women's Ice Hockey by urmomsmine December 12, 2022

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

Let’s make like a hockey and puck by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021

Canadian hockey smile 

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

Canadian hockey smile by General Information May 28, 2009

hockey shirt 

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.

"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"

hockey shirt by The Rust Of Tydes July 6, 2004

hockey slut

A typical ice tart or puck bunny, but more aggressive. She'll screw the whole team and beg for more. You'll find them often in small Canadian hockey towns.

Hockey slut: "Hey baby, nice game. Wanna screw?"

hockey slut by sparkplugs May 25, 2005

h-e-double hockey sticks 

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

h-e-double hockey sticks by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009