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Hochgesang 

A complete fucking bad ass mother fucker. One of the coolest people you will ever meet. Likes to have a good time. Generally very tall
look at Hochgesang over there... He is such a BAMF!
Hochgesang by badasssmuthafuga April 24, 2011

hockessin 

One of the many gray, flat, dismal towns in the state of Delaware, only it's slightly better because everyone is rich. Home to many members of an absolutely horrible high school band which thinks it's 1st rate when really it's filled with druggies, smuts, and general failures at life, and is only for the amusement of parents who are clueless to their childs actual social ongoings. Teenage lifestyle centers around thinking you are cool because you hang out at WaWa every night and buy Marijuana, or go to people's basements play beer pong and perform various reputation-scaring sexual acts upon eachother.
Me and my friends went to Hockessin to buy some marijuana at WaWa and then play beer pong because we enjoy destroying ourselves socially, sexually, and mentally, starting as early as age 13.
hockessin by San Sebastian January 31, 2005

Hockession 

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.
-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.
Hockession by Hockessinite June 5, 2007

getting Hoched 

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
getting Hoched by Sign boy July 26, 2006

hochstadt 

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.
Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.
The stink that emanates from a drunken bowling alley manager
Dude, finish your beer so we can escape this oppressive Hochstein