hocheo

Shitty goodness. Something that is so ghetto somehow it is kind of cool.

"Oh man that car is so hocheo!"

by Celituner March 4, 2018

Hochboy

Someone who posts a lot of clickbait Facebook statuses, asks for everyone's social media, or nags them for their number out of extreme thirst, or the fact that they have no friends in real life.

Dude: i swear i see the person posting all the time on Facebook
Dude: IKR, he's such a hochboy

by the TrUtH August 31, 2016

hocho

short for hot chocolate

lets go make some hocho!

by heatherrrr February 10, 2004

getting Hoched

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

by Sign boy July 26, 2006

hocho ho

1. Someone who really likes hot chocolate, particularly if they are willing to perform sexual favors in exchange for a mug.

2. An amateur or young prostitute (derogatory).

1. Johan: "Who do I have to blow to get a hot chocolate around here?"
Ethan: "God you're such a hocho ho"

2. "And then some skank ass little hocho ho starts gettin' all up on my man, and I was like 'step off girl before you hurt cho'self."

by nabla299 February 2, 2009

Hochosexual

when two heterosexual friends "accidentally" blow each other or perform any sexual acts on the other.

"dude i was over at Chads house and he tried to go hochosexual on me. but i wont let that hocho suck my cock, even if we were in boy scouts together."

by jojo11 February 10, 2006

hochelaga-maisonneuve

A neighbourhood on the east side of Montreal, accessible from downtown via the Green line. Traditionally a rough, working-class area, now experiencing gentrification. Home to the Olympic Stadium, which has been neglected since the aforementioned Olympics and is consequently on the verge of collapse.

Fake-ass condo developers are trying to rebrand the area as HoMa, but true locals just call it 'Shlag.

Jean-Pierre: Hey Guillame, check out this killer condo deal, it's in the heart of historic Hochelaga-Maisonneuve!
Guillame: Dude, 'Shlag isn't fucking historic, and the only killers there are real ones.

by JeSuisMontrealais November 8, 2017