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Someone who posts a lot of clickbait Facebook statuses, asks for everyone's social media, or nags them for their number out of extreme thirst, or the fact that they have no friends in real life.
Dude: i swear i see the person posting all the time on Facebook
Dude: IKR, he's such a hochboy
Hochboy by the TrUtH August 31, 2016
lets go make some hocho!
hocho by heatherrrr February 10, 2004

getting Hoched 

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.
I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.
getting Hoched by Sign boy July 26, 2006

hocho ho 

1. Someone who really likes hot chocolate, particularly if they are willing to perform sexual favors in exchange for a mug.

2. An amateur or young prostitute (derogatory).
1. Johan: "Who do I have to blow to get a hot chocolate around here?"
Ethan: "God you're such a hocho ho"

2. "And then some skank ass little hocho ho starts gettin' all up on my man, and I was like 'step off girl before you hurt cho'self."
hocho ho by nabla299 February 2, 2009

Hochosexual 

when two heterosexual friends "accidentally" blow each other or perform any sexual acts on the other.
"dude i was over at Chads house and he tried to go hochosexual on me. but i wont let that hocho suck my cock, even if we were in boy scouts together."
Hochosexual by jojo11 February 10, 2006

hochelaga-maisonneuve 

A neighbourhood on the east side of Montreal, accessible from downtown via the Green line. Traditionally a rough, working-class area, now experiencing gentrification. Home to the Olympic Stadium, which has been neglected since the aforementioned Olympics and is consequently on the verge of collapse.

Fake-ass condo developers are trying to rebrand the area as HoMa, but true locals just call it 'Shlag.
Jean-Pierre: Hey Guillame, check out this killer condo deal, it's in the heart of historic Hochelaga-Maisonneuve!
Guillame: Dude, 'Shlag isn't fucking historic, and the only killers there are real ones.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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