Hoxhaism 

One of the most absurd products of the Cold War, and one of the most ridiculed positions on the far left. Hoxhaism, an Albanian form of communism only rivaled in batshit craziness by North Korea's own Juche, is a form of Marxism-Leninism focused on fighting revisionism building pointless bunkers and whining about Yugoslavia. Named after Enver Hoxha, paranoid dictator of communist Albania.

John, the Hoxhaist, got out of the mental asylum the other day.
The Hoxhaist was laughed out of the communist rally.
Communism works in theory, but fails in practice; Hoxhaism fails in theory, but fails even harder in practice.

Hoxhaism by tinkerttoy April 1, 2015

Hoxhaism 

The opposite of 1st World Socialism;. Rather than believing that Stalin wasn't a true Socialist, Hoxhaists believe that Joseph Stalin was the only true communist, and that all non-stalinist communists are fakes.

Started in 1950s by a paranoid Albanain dictator who accused the USSR, China and Yugoslavia of being imperialists and fake communists.

Every Socialist of every breed was invited to the communist rally, except John, because he believed in hoxhaism.

Hoxhaism by Apercent June 14, 2018

Hoxhaism

A form of Marxism-Leninism, which is distinct by its firm position of anti-revisionism, highlighting the struggle of other capitalist nations, and autarky/self reliance.

Enver Hoxha was the creator of Hoxhaism, however it was built from Marxist-Leninist ideas.

Hoxhaism by ewrqw January 20, 2026

Houhaism 

Houhaism - a belief system developed among ancient friars and characterized by the belief in one true world, that being the realm of AOL Instant Messenger

According to studies released today in the New England Journal of Stuff, Houhaism, a new booming religion, will become one of the largest belief systems ever.

Houhaism by trick September 22, 2003