hobt 

hobt means your attracted to someone so much you cant even spell right

did you hear about dave ?
hes soo hobt

hobt by cleanboy23/5 October 14, 2022

hobtrossed 

When you are a member of a local band, that no one is fond of. The act of being hobtrossed, is when your entire band "quits" but reforms without you under a different name.

Billy- "Jeez, I think I got hobtrossed the other day."

Tommy- "How so?"

Billy- "Well I used to be in Secondhand Goatwaltzing Face but everyone quit, and then reformed as Goatwaltzing on Second Hands Face, but they didn't invite me."

Billy- "Tough break man..."

hobtrossed by GrungeElf August 30, 2009

Hobtitute 

Short hobbits that are always horny that sex people for gold coins.

Bro look Aidan totally looks like a Hobtitute.

Hobtitute by GrufferTheDumbass March 31, 2020

Hobtroll 

The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will

A) break your spectacles if u wear them

B) call u trash and shit

C) boot a soccer ball at your face

If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife

Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*

Hobtroll by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021