Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.
by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008
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Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
Get the Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch mug.The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape
Hobbling, Misery
by nix0n001 July 11, 2011
Get the Hobbling mug.A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
by no one146 May 1, 2006
Get the Hobbling knob gobbler mug.The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.
The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.
by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018
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Get the hobnobling mug.During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016
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