hobo bling 

Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.

Yo, check the gummy bracelets on that indie girl's wrist. She's rockin' mad hobo bling.

hobo bling by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler 

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006

Hobbling 

The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.

The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.

Hobbling by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018

hobnobling 

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull

Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!

hobnobling by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008

one eyed hobbling pirate 

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

one eyed hobbling pirate by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016