hobblegluffon

1. A dumb and/or fat person
2. Definition changes with context

1. Go exercise you hobblegluffon!
2.Bro, you built like a whole hobblegluffon.
3.Son of a hobblegluffon!

by JarenAmiah October 22, 2022

Hobblegloffin

This is what happens when a guy squeezes his gush gush and sneezes at the same time. the sneeze releases phlegm while his gush gush phlegms something else.

Dude last night while I was jacking it I totally hobblegloffined.

by Magicallydelicious April 21, 2015