The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.

1. A person (often a female) who does something or acts in a way that is so obviously annoying that not calling it out would be a crime.

2. Someone you disagree with. A person who listens to the Jonas Brothers while on a road trip with people who actually have good taste in music.

3. A proclomation of something terrible, i.e "ho-bag! i just dropped my ice cream!" When in the presence of small children, synonyms such as CRAYON-bag, MARKER-bag or HORTON-HEARS-A-WHO-bag work just as well (the latter is a personal favorite)

Function: noun
Etymology: Fabricated on a whim by midwestern high school student.
1 : person who behaves objectionably -- derogatory and generally considered vulgar

A girl that is either extremely whorish or just acts dumber than she really is.

skank that wears tight clothing and loves to fuck the whole day.

A bag containing the severed limbs and entrails of prostitutes. Almost always carried by an angry pimp.

A bag filled with hoes