hoaf-hoaf

A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.

Hey Tommy, hoaf-hoaf!

hoaf-hoaf by suppan November 15, 2003

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HOAF

adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"

HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.

Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...

HOAF by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012

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HOAF

Hard and On The Floor

Nicole: You like it hoaf?
Ashley: DUH!

HOAF by ChibiNicoless November 24, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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