adjective;
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
1) to be "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
noun;
2) The acronym which signifies that one is "Hung-Over-As-Fuck"
HOAF Guy: Hey boss, I'm going to have to cut out of work early today on account of being HOAF. I must have drank 25 beers last night.
Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
Boss: That's okay (your name), why don't you go home and take a HOAF day to recover. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me...
by HOAF Guy July 19, 2012
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by ChibiNicoless November 24, 2009
Get the HOAF mug.A term used when an individual is intoxicated and attempting to say "fuck off", however the alcohol has created a maximum slur and the result linguistics are...hoaf-hoaf.
Hey Tommy, hoaf-hoaf!
by suppan November 15, 2003
Get the hoaf-hoaf mug.Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me a rimjob, and i accidentally gave her a hoafy. It was so gross, that she barfed all over my coin purse.
by ivan yakinof December 6, 2014
Get the hoafy mug.Hatred of Ariel W's fat finger. The person that has the phobia of fat fingers, typically only hates Ariel's fat fingers. HOAFF stands for hatred of fat fingers.
Person 1- Aubrey is a HOAFF
Person 2- Yeah I agree, i don't know why she hates fat fingers.
Person 1- I thinks it's because of Ariel's fat finger.
Person 2- Yeah I agree, i don't know why she hates fat fingers.
Person 1- I thinks it's because of Ariel's fat finger.
by ilovefatfingers January 26, 2022
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