Noun: A person who is obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical
Warning: This is no ordinary obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton reference, bursting into tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to nine in French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.
Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan: LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)
the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.
Teacher: Now what can you tell from the lega-
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria: "LEGACY...WHAT is a legacy?! It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see!"