HJK 

Hilary J's Kid
A man who owns a girly car and is generally a loser. Might even have these initials in his registration plate.

Dude, that Geoff is a real HJK. Have you seen the size of his head?

HJK by BetterThanGeoffAtMaths November 12, 2009

efng,hjk.ijlu,ymtrensdxcvb 

When your dusting off your keyboard while the computer is on.

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2 : Cleaning my keyboard
Person 1: Why'd you type efng,hjk.ijlu,ymtrensdxcvb
Person2: Cause my computers on while I'm cleaning my keyboard!

efng,hjk.ijlu,ymtrensdxcvb by 69ITSYOURBOYSKINNYPENIS69 April 23, 2019

hjkjhjkjhjkjhjkjhjkhkjhjhkjhjhjkhjhk

bro why you searching this up man. Go get a life mann!!

Still here?? go get a life bro!!!!!hjkjhjkjhjkjhjkjhjkhkjhjhkjhjhjkhjhk

hjkjhjkjhjkjhjkjhjkhkjhjhkjhjhjkhjhk by Bro WtFFf May 29, 2019

hjkkb 

it’s a dutch word to say “how are you.”

dirk: “hey meid hoe gaat het?”
annefleur: “hjkkb.”

hjkkb by urkkmom March 19, 2021

hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h! 

"hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h!" occurs when mashing the keyboard for the reason of being way too fucking tired to type.

You are so hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h!

hjklqewrty7824hirufuwj4h! by Larfty February 4, 2023

Hjkkb 

A non formal way of saying "how are you in dutch"

A: hjkkb.
B: im doin alright, thanks for asking!

Hjkkb by Vinnyvin January 29, 2022

hjkl 

that's the vim keys
h - move left
j - move down
k - move up
l - move right

- Hey, I can use hjkl to move around in vim
- stfu, I don't care

hjkl by dfghjkl;'\ April 9, 2022