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hit the door 

to grind one's groin against someone's booty while dancing, usually while moving in time with each other. possibly while tapping dat ass and simulating sex.
"everybody in the house. i wanna see you work up the sweat. if the person next to you don't have a sweat, hit the door"
hit the door by William M. Rawls January 5, 2007

shit hit the door twice 

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.
"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door 

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.
A Log Just Hit the Fire Door by ipat8 February 16, 2024

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Don't let the door hit you on the ass 

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."
When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out
my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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