Hirsch 

To consume a large amount of food in a relatively short span of time. Additional hallmarks of hirsching include: (1) consumption of particularly unhealthy foods e.g., pizza; (2) consuming (unhealthy) food in a relatively discreet manner; and yet also (3) loudly and repeatedly remarking to no one in particular about your current diet, dissatisfaction with your current weight, and your plans for losing weight—plans that do not include the food presently being hirsched.

"Dang yo, my 'date' with Ali didn't go so well last night. After we left the bar, I thought I was gonna seal the deal, but instead she certifiably HIRSCHED a whole pizza by herself and proceeded to tell me all about the new diet she had just started! It took 100% of my willpower not to inquire whether the whole pizza was part of the diet plan. Needless to say, I went home when she was on the last slice."

Hirsch by Khloe Mitchell June 15, 2013

Hirsch 

to abuse, ruin, damage, tarnish or violate someone or something.

9/11 hirsched america

Hirsch by Thadinator February 27, 2008

Hirsch 

A cute white girl with a big booty.

Dude! Look at that girls booty! She is such a Hirsch.

Hirsch by EnterSandman1911 April 12, 2020

Alex Hirsch 

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

Alex Hirsch by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

Emile Hirsch

one of the most beautiful, talented actors on earth. Stars in movies such as Lords of Dogtown, Imaginary Heroes, The Emperor's club, and many more.

Emile Hirsch is amazingly gorgeous.

Emile Hirsch by oiuyawsdefbbvns November 4, 2006

alex hirsch 

A brown-headed, 28 year old who looks like the goat guy from Narnia. Creator of Gravity Falls. In the Illuminati.

"You know. Alex Hirsch? The goat guy from Narnia?"

alex hirsch by taylorswiftishot13 February 6, 2014

Emile Hirsch

the hottest person in the movie Lords of Dogtown..i wanted to lick the movie!! JK

omg Emile Hirsch is the hottest thing ever!

Emile Hirsch by times2 July 2, 2005