hippie shit 

the act of defecating in the wilderness without wiping.

"where is Taylor?" asked clay. "oh he's behind those trees takin a hippie shit bro." said justin.

hippie shit by clayfed March 29, 2008

Shit Hippie

Someone born later than 1985 who claims to like the grateful dead, wears excessive tie dye, and attempts to live the life of a modern day hippie. They are usually theifs. They believe cannabis cures everything. And often have a proud collection of hat pins. Also they may try to trade wire-wrapped jewelry for psychedelics.

Janet had to leave the music festival early because a shit hippie mistook her blood pressure medication for molly- and stole it.

Shit Hippie by lilsteffieb June 6, 2015