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Text-himers 

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.
bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.
Text-himers by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009
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