Welcome to High School, the worst four years of your life. Your best friend will leave you. Your close knot group of friends will break apart. You'll have relationships that will mess you up. Your friends will do all sort of illgeal things. Some of the people you know will start self harming. Others will attempt suicide. You will learn useless stuff. You will have horrible teachers. Good luck balancing grades, sleep, relationships, and friends. You'll be bullied. You'll be insulted. You'll live laugh and cry. Welcome to high school. Enjoy the next 4 years of hell.
by BB448 February 14, 2012
Highschool is an intermediary between elementary school and college. In the US, it is essentially a federally funded daycare and provides as much of an education as prison provides rehabilitation.
Susie: Daddy, read me a story.
Dad: Uh, daddy can't read.
Susie: Why not, daddy?
Dad: because daddy's highschool didn't think it was odd that he couldn't read or write. They also didn't think it was worth the trouble to fail him if he didn't learn.
Dad: Uh, daddy can't read.
Susie: Why not, daddy?
Dad: because daddy's highschool didn't think it was odd that he couldn't read or write. They also didn't think it was worth the trouble to fail him if he didn't learn.
by Bill K. February 06, 2007
Referring to a person that is between ages 14 and 18. Where you become a man, or a woman. Typically immature and naive. Usually good looking. Common occurances; loss of eyebrow and virginity in one night. Usually drinks milk on school nights and has mother pack lunches on weekdays. Curfew ranges from 10pm-midnight.
by college34 November 29, 2010
the most powerful drug that will ruin your life more than any other drug, the high lasts for about 3 years and has permanent effects
by NewStanSmith June 09, 2020
a place where you wont be able to learn anything because the kid in the backseat plays x rap way too loud on his headphones. and if you are not above 5"5 or over 200 pounds you'll get beat up to shit, because gross teens are looking forward to jail time in the future for assault
person numero uno: i need to go back to highschool tomorrow
person numero dos: my friend was literally murdered there
person numero uno: this is why i want to drop out don't you get it?
person numero dos: my friend was literally murdered there
person numero uno: this is why i want to drop out don't you get it?
by blazou August 12, 2019
person 1: yo who's that?
person 2: no, not who's that. what's that?
person 3: that is highschool. welcome aboard the ride to death
person 2: no, not who's that. what's that?
person 3: that is highschool. welcome aboard the ride to death
by leoanardodavinci March 19, 2020
by RGDUB September 21, 2006