when one gains a vertical hight advantage upon his peers and proceeds to pass gass while on that higher pedistal.thus gaining a "higher post" to rip ass from
The potential for a larger than average amount of awesomeness. A person with Post High School Awesomeness(PHSA) will have a higher sense of self esteem, be the life of the party, and give zero fucks about what people think about them after the hell that is considered high school. It is most commonly found in people that were considered outcasts in high school. Symptoms of PSHA start to appear between high school graduation and the second year of college(If Applicable).
Guy 1: Why does Tim always sit in the corner like that? I swear there's something wrong with that kid.
Guy 2: That's him now.. once we're out of here, he's gonna be pulling more pussy than a lonely old woman.
Someone who immediately out of High School begins attempting to make up for their lack of former social standing. They commonly overcompensate by Buddy Whoring, and doing anything they can to hook up with previously unnatainable females.
Christopher, suffering from Post High School Complex, is 22 and has a particular interest in High School cheerleaders.
The feeling you get after you've come down from your high.
This, in relation to marijuana, is usually a very mild happiness, and very rare. Mostly achieved once you've been very high, or just gotten high for the first time. It's usually accompanied by a very easy going sense of perception.
Man, it's been hours since I got high, but I'm still feeling really good.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.