The law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and Track/XC Runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.
Im a Track/XC runner and i get hot chick # 1
Hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and Football QB u can have all the rest!
Soccer player: You over there what sport do you play?
Kid: None
Soccer player: Oh then ur not cool at all
Baseball player talking to basketball player: I love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).