High School Diploma 

The Associate's degree's bastard step child.

Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.

Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!

Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!

High School Diploma by sprinkies November 30, 2011

High School Diploma 

Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.

My dog wanted to play fetch so I threw my high school diploma.

High School Diploma by MtheWeiss May 27, 2018

High School Diploma 

Jasper County High School, graduate of class of 2004 and Class of 2007. High School Diploma, by Kion S. Wilson, 4Yrs of Service to United States Marine Corps Cadet First Lieutenant, CDT1STLT, Commandant of the Cadets in the Corps, The Corpses, and the University of North Georgia. In the state of south carolina, title X of the united states code

The High school diploma is Kion S. Wilson, who now goes by Cadet First Lieutenant

High School Diploma by anonymous April 3, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022