hierogibberish

Found most often in business writing when a manager, especially a "chief" level officer, and typically after his or her fifth martini, receives a flash of inspiration and hastily jots down notes and drawings to express a business idea on a cocktail napkin.

When the CEO presented the strategy to the Board of Directors on how to turn their sinking company around, it was a stunning shock to find the hierogibberish the report amounted to.