hexemered 

hex-a-murd

noun.

1. hexemer: One who is deficient in their sense of timing.

verb.
2. when you think you've finally finished a project only to find there's way more nonsense ahead of you because someone just decided to tune in.
3. to impose on someone

phrasal verbs.
4. fool around
5. get hexemered

1. you think that design is complete, but you're about to hexemered!
2. i totally just got hexed!
3. i was gonna go out last night, but i couldn't because i got hexemered…

hexemered by hxmrd August 17, 2016

Heimered 

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

Heimered by WarRhino November 30, 2011

Hemmered 

When a best friend really tests you to the edges of your friendship boundaries and right when you don't think you can take anymore, they are there for you in the most supportive way- a way that redefines why they are your best friend.

When it seemed that no one in the world was on my side, he was there for me in the best way. He totally hemmered me!

Hemmered by Writewirks June 5, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008