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Hervey Bay 

Now for those of you who have been to hervey bay why did you not say 'guys, don't go there its a complete shit hole'? And for anyone who hasn't been...guys don't go it's a complete shit hole.

Hervey is basically a sprawling housing estate running along the shores of a dirty muddy silty beach that is completely devoid of any nice sand or even surf.

The stillness and ugliness of this shoreline reflects everything else about this god foresaken dive.

There are no people, the few bars you wouldn't want to go in even if you were on the brink of starvation and dehydration, and there is nothing to do.
Hervey Bay by MJN11 April 5, 2011

Hervey Bay 

aka Hervey Hole. It is honestly surprising that someplace so utterly dogshit can exist so close to the beautiful city of Maryborough and the stunning K'gari (Fraser) Island. Imagine that one shitty housing development down the road where the developer has obviously just prioritized sticking as many shitty houses as possible into the smallest space, without adding so much as a footpath. That's all Hervey Bay is. The beach is shit to, all fuckin silty and the island blocks the surf so its basically a glorified lake. We should declare a war with China and try and get them to bomb the fucker into the ground.
You went to Hervey Bay? Don't worry mate, we are all here for you, your going to be okay.

You know after visiting Hervey Bay every Australian is entitled to 20 free physiological sessions from medicare?