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Henrypade 

The act of immediately redirecting the course of your life; often in response to a sudden realization that one is tired of doing what they “do”.
As much as I love my well paying tech job; I know it will consume the next five years of my life, so I have decided to embark on a “Henrypade” and see the world while doing me.
Henrypade by Merrian Daniel April 13, 2019

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer
1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.
HERRADE HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YANN
-Wow I can't even sit down

-Why?
-I was with a Herrade last night
-Oh that's why your not walking straight
Herrade by Jujubier2001 February 1, 2020

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist 

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist
Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026