herrynade

Someone who should be successful but isn't

That girl is a herrynade

by Yourlocalteaspiller May 22, 2021

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Henrypade

The act of immediately redirecting the course of your life; often in response to a sudden realization that one is tired of doing what they “do”.

As much as I love my well paying tech job; I know it will consume the next five years of my life, so I have decided to embark on a “Henrypade” and see the world while doing me.

by Merrian Daniel April 13, 2019

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1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

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