Combining hermaphrodite and aphrodisiac not only makes my veiny 3 inch dick hard but it refers to when you are fucking the shit outta a ladyboy and can't seem to get enough of that sweet pussy and meaty cock or penis.

I was playing Scrabble with my Grandma and played the word Hermaphrodisiac. I defined it for her and she said it reminded her of Grandpa.

Hermaphrodisiac by David Bisbee July 4, 2019

Hermaphrodyke

A person with both male and female genitalia that only has sex with other people of dual sex organ persuasion.

Williamina: Wow that dude-sister is so damn gender ambiguous, I would totally let it touch all my types of junk with all of its types of junk!

Blake: I am vaguely disgusted but understand that you are a hermaphrodyke.

Hermaphrodyke by Paddo83 August 18, 2011

Hermaphrobating

When a hermaphrodite has sex with ones self without the use of hands

Dude, Lady Gaga was just hermaphrobating on my bed

Hermaphrobating by Undaneef Da Bus January 10, 2010

Hermapod

A mystical creature that comes out of the night when it suspects some one of being under the influence of cannabis. It leaves its victims tangled in their own intestines and usually ejaculates on there right eye.

The hermapod was hiding in the closet before it came out and killed billy. Too bad Billy was high or else he would still be alive today

Hermapod by hermapodtrainer July 25, 2011

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009

herpaphobe

A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.

Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.

herpaphobe by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026