dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

Hempnabis 

Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/

The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.

The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.

Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.

Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.

James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!

Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol

Hempnabis by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

Hempes 

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

hemenway 

Verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

Noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

Worker (walking down hallway): Good morning, boss. How are you?

Boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

Worker: Damn, I just got hemenway'd!

hemenway by Bobby Oso April 17, 2009

Herpendra 

A 'Herpendra', is the name given to the duplicate that is created, when a future self travels back in time and co-exists with its present self.

Daniel travelled back in time to find out who slipped the love letter into his bag. Daniel must be careful that his herpendra does not interact with his original form whilst he does so; otherwise the future could be altered.

Herpendra by Romsey Goose April 3, 2011

hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

Hepenstal 

A fat idiot who is so dumb and is blind. In the lessons you can talk and you can get your phone out in a test and she cannot even see it. You can get through an entire year of her lessons and would have done 3 pages of your exercise book.

I'm on my phone and she can't see it she must be a Hepenstal.

Hepenstal by DoctorColesminion123 November 3, 2019