hemorrhagical

To see someone bleed so much and still live that you are actually amazed. That there was that much blood lost and they are alive is magical.

Did you see how much blood that guy lost. He is still alive. That was so hemorrhagical.

by J. Phillips November 30, 2007

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hemorrhage

1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.

His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.

by Linton July 12, 2003

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Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

by BettyVega March 14, 2014

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Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009

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hemorrhaging money

An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.

The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

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