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helmax by pikapoka April 8, 2017
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Hellmaxxing 

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.
Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.
Hellmaxxing by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021
Word of the Day on October 20, 2021
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My world. Miley is adorable,athletic, talented, funny, cute, and extremely caring. She got the best personality that I’v vibes with In a while. She’s a miracle and blessing that walked into my life. Having her in my life makes my life so much more simple. Miley is always there when I need her. She got this special something that makes me want her to be mines forever. She still cares for people and always there even tho others has left her. I’m so happy that I met someone like her.
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Helma by UñKnøWñ May 31, 2021

hellaxcute 

A Bay area only BMW owners club. It costs $$$$ to join and you have to pay more each year to keep your membership, but due to the fact that the crew donates to the CHP, a membership card from hellaxcute can help your chances of getting out of a ticket.
dude wtf is hellaxcute. its that stupid yay area BMW club that no one has heard of except the members themselves
hellaxcute by blanko_ April 26, 2008

Helmaning 

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.
"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"
Helmaning by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005
A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".
Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!
Helmarted by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

Helmarization 

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.
Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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