helmax

helmax is used a cunt

stop you helmax

helmax by pikapoka April 8, 2017

Hellmaxxing 

Obtaining a one-way ticket to hell by doing something incredibly bad, evil, or shameful.

Jacob: Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?

Steve: I’ve fucked a girl in the St. John Paul II National Shrine on Good Friday.

~ Steve is fucking Hellmaxxing.

Hellmaxxing by Goodguybadguy August 5, 2021

Helma 

My world. Miley is adorable,athletic, talented, funny, cute, and extremely caring. She got the best personality that I’v vibes with In a while. She’s a miracle and blessing that walked into my life. Having her in my life makes my life so much more simple. Miley is always there when I need her. She got this special something that makes me want her to be mines forever. She still cares for people and always there even tho others has left her. I’m so happy that I met someone like her.

Helma has a 5head

Helma by UñKnøWñ May 31, 2021

hellaxcute 

A Bay area only BMW owners club. It costs $$$$ to join and you have to pay more each year to keep your membership, but due to the fact that the crew donates to the CHP, a membership card from hellaxcute can help your chances of getting out of a ticket.

dude wtf is hellaxcute. its that stupid yay area BMW club that no one has heard of except the members themselves

hellaxcute by blanko_ April 26, 2008

Helmaning 

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"

Helmaning by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005

Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".

Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!

Helmarted by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

Helmarization 

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.

Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"

Helmarization by Helmarization Victims January 21, 2011