hella weak 

hella weak (adj)- describing something HELLA poor in quality, taste or something gay, strange, interesting or busted

2. Something funny that will make you drop to your knees.

3. Being really sore from acting out Night of the Living Dead for 3 hours straight.

B: Omg, did you see Alex and Jaz yesterday?!
M: Duh! They're hella weak
B: I'm hella weak

hella weak by Mylessa && Brittney December 4, 2007

team hella weak 

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.

R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak

team hella weak by Joree August 7, 2007

You weak as hell 

Statement often utilized by an ignorant Nigguh in an attempt to demoralize an adversary by attacking his testicular fortitude.

YO crackuH you weak as hell

You weak as hell by TG x Amplify,SFH 2GOOD4u November 28, 2010