Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

Huffer's Law by Killdjan December 20, 2008

Hefner's grand slam 

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

Hefner's grand slam by hefner555 July 8, 2011

hoffer's girlfriend 

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

hoffer's girlfriend by theo May 7, 2003

Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD)

Paralysis from the waist down for no apparent reason. Effects can be permanent. Only affects extremely humble and attractive individuals, most notably Ronald A Huffer.

Sam lives with Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD), he is so brave to continue, as well as handsome and charming.

Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD) by samyull March 20, 2023

Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

Huffer's law by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis

"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."

Heifer Snack by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018

heifer stalking 

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

heifer stalking by lexicali slim September 19, 2009