A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.
Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.
by Erelgey July 11, 2008
something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.
"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"
by laidbackguy December 29, 2005
An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.
Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.
by mrrab June 9, 2015
Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.
I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.
by OG-FireDave August 31, 2022
amazing indie rock band, metaphoric lyrics and changing melodies. Probably the most underrated band. Toured with Paramore and Jimmy Eat World
"I went to the Dear and the Headlights concert last night, it was incredible"
by pcab23 October 20, 2008
When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.
Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.
by damzaha June 23, 2010
The act of having sex in the middle of the night off the side of a country road in the bright light of your trucks headlights.
Sonny and kati are doing the headlight delight tonight off old hickory road.
by The rat rod guy November 7, 2010