he'd've

Is short for the phrase "He Would Have".

I made a few posts while Peter was gone. He'd've wanted me to do so.

by Stephen Jensen July 9, 2007

he'd've

Contraction of the phrase "He would have"

He'd've been rich if he sold drugs.

by Yoshikuni Kenta November 21, 2005

s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He lied" and "She believed", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male lying to a female for personal gain, and a female believing the male because she is "naive".

This phrase can be interpreted as offensive to both sexes, painting males as devious, untrustworthy creatures and females as gullible fools.

(Boy and girl have know each other for 2 weeks)

Him: I love you so much. I want to express my love in a physical way. Will you make love with me?

Her: I love you too, so much. I've never felt this way before! Let's do it!

she believed

by nonbiased1234 January 1, 2010

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

he lied because Karen took the kids

S(he) be(lie)ve(d) because Karen took the kids

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come

Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jojo guy August 23, 2021